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by Aaron Margolis, Editor-in-Chief
10.18.09 | 10:35PM
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Iowa - The Las Vegas of Gay Marriage

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
04.04.09 | 10:30AM
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This will be the result of yesterday's ruling allowing gay marriage in flyover country. Because there is no residency requirement, Iowa is going to become "fly-to" country for sodomites who want to have their private sexual behavior sanctioned by the government. :: more ::

"Hugo" Obama Takes a Crack at the Auto Business

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
03.30.09 | 6:56AM
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What are we coming to when the president of the United States can order the head of a major corporation fired? :: more ::

Not Socialist? What Do You Call This?

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
03.21.09 | 7:52PM
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For those who are still deluding themselves that President Obama and his friends, staff, and minions are not socialists, please read the latest news on the administration's response to "AIG backlash" (itself an event knowingly orchestrated by the Administration for just this result.)... :: more ::

The Emergency That Could Wait A Few Days: President Will Sign Stimulus Bill Today, After a Few Days Off

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.17.09 | 1:37PM
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Yawn. Today the president flies to Denver to sign HR 1, also known as The Stimulus Package.... :: more ::

Judd Gregg Looks Around, Finds A Spine: GOP Senator Withdraws Commerce Nomination

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.12.09 | 8:17PM
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Unlike the three Republicans in Name Only that stamped their approval of the Obama-Pelosi-Reid Socialist Capitulation Act (HR 1), New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg has decided not to take up residence as a new White House pet.... :: more ::

On Arne Duncan's Watch: Over 800 Chicago Public School Kids Beaten By Teachers

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.10.09 | 2:38PM
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Maybe we should think twice about this practice of fast-tracking the president's nominees. It looks like those Senators should have asked some sharper questions than the ones they asked about basketball of the new Secretary of Education, Arne Duncan.... :: more ::

Pink Ladies and Arlen Join Democrats to Pass Abomination Known As HR 1

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.10.09 | 1:37PM
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Their names are Olympia Snowe (R-ME), Susan Collins (R-ME), and Arlen Specter (R-PA), and if you are a conservative, they are now your enemy. The Pink Ladies and Arlen slithered over to the other side of the aisle today to vote for the gigantic so-called "Stimulus" bill--which, among many other things, re-sets the baseline budgets for virtually every department, and... :: more ::

Porkulus Bill Passes House

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
01.28.09 | 9:56PM
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President Messiah, the guy who just a few weeks ago railed against pork-laden spending bills, got his pork-laden "stimulus" bill rammed through Congress today. Republican representatives proved they still have some gonads by offering not one vote in support of this gross abuse of taxpayer dollars.... :: more ::

The New World Order: President Barack Hussein Obama Gives First Official Presidential Interview to Foreign News Network

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.26.09 | 7:45PM
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Is this the "change" we're looking for? The new President of the United States, the president of all the people of the nation, tonight reinforces his claim to be a "citizen of the world" by granting his first formal sit-down interview as president to Al-Arabiya, to an expected audience of 23 million non-Americans.... :: more ::

Geithner Confirmed

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
01.26.09 | 7:03PM
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Liberals please explain to me how this isn't a double standard. Can you imagine how it would have been received by the Democrats had a Republican president nominated for treasury secretary a flagrant tax cheat who employed an illegal alien?... :: more ::

Congress Is About to Destroy an Entire Industry---And Shaft the Poor On Top of It

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.22.09 | 6:17PM
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Very few people are aware of it, but February tenth--if something doesn't change--will be bankruptcy day for the American thrift store industry.... :: more ::

Ramos and Compean Will Go Free

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.19.09 | 7:18PM
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In one of his last acts as President, George W. Bush commuted the sentences of two border patrol agents many conservatives consider to have been unfairly convicted of nothing more than protecting the United States of America.... :: more ::

Democrats Behaving Badly: Baltimore Mayor Indicted for Stealing from the Poor

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.10.09 | 3:27PM
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Proving that "the Chicago Way" isn't limited to Chicago, the Democratic mayor of Baltimore, Sheila Dixon, was indicted Friday on 12 counts of theft, misappropriation, perjury, and other interesting crimes.... :: more ::

Denying the People Their Leader: Blagojevich Does It Again

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.09.09 | 4:26PM
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While a little more than half the nation impatiently awaits the installation of President Obama, and a good chunk of the other forty-seven percent or so just wants to get to the new season of 24, the politicians we incomprehensibly elected insist on drawing attention to themselves virtually every day. From the scandal about to envelop Bill Richardson to the... :: more ::

Blago Dares Senate Democrats to Turn His Man Down

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.30.08 | 4:27PM
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Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich this afternoon introduced the perfect storm of political chaos--a move that implicates every level of government, and every branch of government--when he announced his nominee for president-elect Barack Obama's Senate seat, former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris.... :: more ::

Yes, Automakers, There Is a Santa Claus

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.20.08 | 8:29AM
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...but he's moved from the North Pole to Washington, DC. And in less than a month, the office-holder will change but all signs point to a continuation of the Santa Claus model of the American presidency (assuming the next office-holder stays out of jail long enough to actually hold power.)... :: more ::

Auto Bailout fails in senate

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.11.08 | 10:47PM
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Proving that there is a tad bit of sanity in Washington D.C.... :: more ::

The messiah Meets Algore

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.09.08 | 10:54PM
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Noted Nobel Prize-winning climate scientist Algore met with The Messiah today to talk about the urgency of "attacking" global warming in the middle of a raging snow storm and temperatures falling into the teens.... :: more ::

Illinois Governor Gets Early Christmas Present--A Pair of Silver Bracelets

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.09.08 | 1:01PM
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Following a long and distinguished line of political practice in the up-to-its-eyes-corrupt state of Illinois, Governor Rod Blagojevich ("bluh-GOY'-uh-vich," Democrat) was taken into custody this morning by Federal authorities in the middle of what Patrick Fitzgerald called a "political crime spree," one of which crimes was the attempt to use Barack Obama's Senate seat as a political prize. "Blago," as... :: more ::

Liberal Chicken Little Can't Wait for the Constitution

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.08.08 | 11:14AM
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On Morning Joe, disgraced CBS "newsman" Dan Rather opined that it might be a good idea to inaugurate Barack Obama on December first.... :: more ::

It's Like Dynasty, Only No Fun and Fewer Cat-Fights: Caroline Eyes Her Birthright

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.07.08 | 4:51PM
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Reports now say that one of the individuals being considered as the replacement for Hillary Clinton in the Senate is Caroline Kennedy. Proving once again that, in New York, government is of the people, by the people, and for the people--of Massachusetts.... :: more ::

Everyone Leaving Nevada For Christmas, Raise Your Hand--Not You, OJ

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.05.08 | 1:26PM
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After what seemed an eternity of waiting for the final outcome of the case, today the world finally got some justice: OJ Simpson was sentenced today, on a variety of charges, to what basically amounts to 16 years hard time.... :: more ::

FYI: Jack Black Mocking Christ

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.03.08 | 2:38PM
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For those who consider themselves religious, you may be interested to know that there is a "Funny or Die" video gaining some fame on the Internet in which a group of Hollywood actors express their clever disdain for the supporters of California's Proposition 8. In the clip, actor Jack Black takes the role of "Jesus" to scold supporters of the... :: more ::

Saxby Saves The Day

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.03.08 | 8:08AM
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Saxby Chambliss ekes out one small victory for Republicans in an election cycle dominated by Marxist "change", denying the Democrats a veto-proof majority in the U.S. Senate.... :: more ::

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.01.08 | 7:17AM
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Well almost. Perhaps later on today. And still the question has yet to be answered: How is this woman any more qualified to be in charge of our foreign policy than, say, Alfred E. Neuman? What, me worry?... :: more ::

Let's Rename it Citi-Bailout Field

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.25.08 | 8:22AM
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I was more than a little annoyed to find out that Citigroup -- the recipient of $45 billion of the taxpayer's largess, is still planning on going ahead with its comittment to a 20-year $400 million deal for the naming rights to the New York Mets' new stadium.... :: more ::



Dumber Than Aldumb?

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
03.28.09 | 11:12AM
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Okay, I admit it's been a while. But after 60+ days, I've just gotten to the point where my gag reflex isn't triggered and the bile doesn't begin to rise when I start to write about these utter morons. Speaking of morons, how about that new secretary of state? :: more ::

Former Gitmo Detainees May Be Coming to a Neighborhood Near You--With Help from Taxpayers!

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
03.27.09 | 2:25PM
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In an intriguing news item, Bretibart.com is reporting that our new Director of National Intelligence, Dennis Blair, has admitted that "some" of the inmates to be released from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, may be released here, in America.... :: more ::

King Ralph Meets the Keystone Kops: The Administration's "Changes" in Foreign Relations

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
03.16.09 | 3:21PM
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I understand that the President has expressed an interest in meeting the Queen of England. Let us pray that before he does he gets some sleep and learns some etiquette.... :: more ::

The Constitution Under Fire: First Things First

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
03.05.09 | 6:50PM
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Today we are going to start looking at what the Obama Administration is doing that looks suspiciously like "remaking" the United States in ways the Constitution never envisioned. Some might call these initiatives "attacks" on the Constitution. I leave that up to you.... :: more ::

At the Top of the Best-Seller List: Thirty Days to Socialism

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.18.09 | 6:30PM
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No, it's not a book. It's the life you and I and the nation are actually living. The American people are buying it hand over fist, and small groups to support the concept are springing in neighborhoods everywhere, led by cadres of loyal supporters of the present president and administration.... :: more ::

Memo to the People: He's the President, Not the Savior

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.10.09 | 1:52PM
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Maybe it's me, but I never assumed that the job of the president was to give people jobs, houses, health care, and kitchens. Apparently, the people of Fort Myers, FL, haven't gotten the memo yet.... :: more ::

Paranoid Messiah

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
01.31.09 | 7:55AM
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Even you libs have got to admit that there is just something wrong with the leader of the free world -- your President Messiah -- worrying about little ole' Rush Limbaugh. :: more ::

Murderer's Row: Obama's New Cabinet Holds No Hope for the Unborn

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.24.09 | 9:53AM
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As I warned he would not too long ago, the new President has reversed President Reagan's Mexico City Policy, which prohibits the use of American funds for overseas abortions.... :: more ::

Considering What No One Has Considered about President Barack Obama

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
01.20.09 | 11:54PM
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When you get past the hype, what is there to like about our new president Barack Hussein Obama? Not much. :: more ::

For All His Faults, George W. Bush Was Our Greatest Pro-Life President

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.19.09 | 8:12PM
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If you are a conservative, you can be angry at President Bush for overspending, especially for starting the seemingly endless train of bailouts we expect to continue in the next administration. You can fault him for--at least--his initial conduct of the war in Iraq, though most will give back quite a bit to him for what seems to have been... :: more ::

War Is Peace, Freedom Is Slavery, This Is "Change"

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.05.09 | 11:11PM
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President-elect Barack Obama yesterday produced another member of his parade of incompetents and cronies when he (with a straight face, believe it or not) let it be known that he plans to choose Leon Panetta as his CIA chief. I'll wait while the enthusiastic applause dies down.... :: more ::

No Automaker Bailout

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.10.08 | 11:09AM
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The taxpayers shouldn't be bailing out the auto industry. :: more ::

This Christmas, Give the Gift of...Death?

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.03.08 | 3:14PM
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Proving that they not only do not comprehend the value of human life, but that they also don't understand Christmas, the Indiana chapter of Planned Parenthood offers Christmas gift certificates for "reproductive services."... :: more ::

The "We'll be working out the details" Economic Plan

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.22.08 | 3:25PM
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As has happened every Saturday since he was anointed, the sky parted, the wind was still and the soon-to-be Dear Leader, The Messiah of our nation descended through parted clouds to deliver wisdom via YouTube. As an anxious nation listened, the Lord Most High spoke...... utter gibberish, as usual. This time the gibberish was a long-awaited message on the economy.... :: more ::

Strange New World: Why Even Democrats Should Fear a Politician at the State Department

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
11.17.08 | 9:47AM
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Am I the only person left on earth that thinks that a Secretary of State should exhibit more than just an ability to garner votes in an election--like foreign policy expertise, knowledge of national security questions, diplomacy, great wisdom, and even (at the risk of seeming intolerant) the ability to speak several languages?... :: more ::

Bail Out the Auto Industry -- Again?

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.09.08 | 8:13AM
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They spent the 70s and 80s building crappy cars and giving ridiculous concessions to Big Labor and struggled through the last 20 years as a result. Now Democrats want to bail them out -- again. :: more ::

Call To Action: As A New Day Dawns, Comedians Decide to Go Back To Work: Audiences Should Lock Them Out

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
11.06.08 | 1:04PM
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[Note: Taking my cue from the successful elevation of a community organizer to the presidency of the United States, recognizing the value of organizing and action over argument and education, from time to time over the next (at least) four years, I will provide ways that conservatives can express their frustration even within the confines of a culture that oppresses... :: more ::

McCain's Last Words For the Troops--and a Few of My Own

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
11.05.08 | 9:21AM
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He has been my general in this electoral cycle. Now I let him speak for me:... :: more ::

How dare You Question the ruling class?

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
10.26.08 | 10:06PM
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This was exactly Joe Biden's attitude when he came up against a reporter who actually posed some tough questions. :: more ::

There Will Be Blood: Abortion In the Reign of Obama

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.23.08 | 10:49AM
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Recently, John McCain attempted to calm a voter at one of his appearances by saying he didn't want her to be "afraid" of Barack Obama as president. On this issue, Senator McCain, I respectfully disagree.... :: more ::

Economics By Dummies

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
10.16.08 | 10:40AM
Opinion | 89 Comments | Track

Or socialists (same difference). In his big economic speech the other day, The Messiah, Lord Most High Barack Obama had something for the Marxist in every Democrat. Taking it apart one socialist tenet at a time is like shooting fish in a barrel. :: more ::

Why We Have to Have a Republican Congress

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.04.08 | 10:53AM
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It may be a long shot, but it's the only shot the American taxpayer's got. This $700 billion disaster was caused by the actions of politicians--Democratic politicians. For years, the Democratic party pursued its "everybody has to have a house" theory to the detriment of everyone and everything else. Today, we are seeing the fallout of this folly.... :: more ::

No Comment: Video of Kids Singing to Obama

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
09.30.08 | 6:43PM
Opinion | 43 Comments | Track

What do you think of this video?... :: more ::