by Aaron Margolis, Editor-in-Chief
10.18.09 | 10:35PM
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
04.04.09 | 10:30AM
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This will be the result of yesterday's ruling allowing gay marriage in flyover country. Because there is no residency requirement, Iowa is going to become "fly-to" country for sodomites who want to have their private sexual behavior sanctioned by the government.
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
03.30.09 | 6:56AM
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What are we coming to when the president of the United States can order the head of a major corporation fired?
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
03.21.09 | 7:52PM
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For those who are still deluding themselves that President Obama and his friends, staff, and minions are not socialists, please read the latest news on the administration's response to "AIG backlash" (itself an event knowingly orchestrated by the Administration for just this result.)...
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.17.09 | 1:37PM
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Yawn. Today the president flies to Denver to sign HR 1, also known as The Stimulus Package....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.12.09 | 8:17PM
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Unlike the three Republicans in Name Only that stamped their approval of the Obama-Pelosi-Reid Socialist Capitulation Act (HR 1), New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg has decided not to take up residence as a new White House pet....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.10.09 | 2:38PM
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Maybe we should think twice about this practice of fast-tracking the president's nominees. It looks like those Senators should have asked some sharper questions than the ones they asked about basketball of the new Secretary of Education, Arne Duncan....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
02.10.09 | 1:37PM
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Their names are Olympia Snowe (R-ME), Susan Collins (R-ME), and Arlen Specter (R-PA), and if you are a conservative, they are now your enemy. The Pink Ladies and Arlen slithered over to the other side of the aisle today to vote for the gigantic so-called "Stimulus" bill--which, among many other things, re-sets the baseline budgets for virtually every department, and...
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
01.28.09 | 9:56PM
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President Messiah, the guy who just a few weeks ago railed against pork-laden spending bills, got his pork-laden "stimulus" bill rammed through Congress today. Republican representatives proved they still have some gonads by offering not one vote in support of this gross abuse of taxpayer dollars....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.26.09 | 7:45PM
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Is this the "change" we're looking for? The new President of the United States, the president of all the people of the nation, tonight reinforces his claim to be a "citizen of the world" by granting his first formal sit-down interview as president to Al-Arabiya, to an expected audience of 23 million non-Americans....
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
01.26.09 | 7:03PM
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Liberals please explain to me how this isn't a double standard. Can you imagine how it would have been received by the Democrats had a Republican president nominated for treasury secretary a flagrant tax cheat who employed an illegal alien?...
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.22.09 | 6:17PM
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Very few people are aware of it, but February tenth--if something doesn't change--will be bankruptcy day for the American thrift store industry....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.19.09 | 7:18PM
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In one of his last acts as President, George W. Bush commuted the sentences of two border patrol agents many conservatives consider to have been unfairly convicted of nothing more than protecting the United States of America....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.10.09 | 3:27PM
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Proving that "the Chicago Way" isn't limited to Chicago, the Democratic mayor of Baltimore, Sheila Dixon, was indicted Friday on 12 counts of theft, misappropriation, perjury, and other interesting crimes....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.09.09 | 4:26PM
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While a little more than half the nation impatiently awaits the installation of President Obama, and a good chunk of the other forty-seven percent or so just wants to get to the new season of 24, the politicians we incomprehensibly elected insist on drawing attention to themselves virtually every day. From the scandal about to envelop Bill Richardson to the...
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.30.08 | 4:27PM
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Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich this afternoon introduced the perfect storm of political chaos--a move that implicates every level of government, and every branch of government--when he announced his nominee for president-elect Barack Obama's Senate seat, former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.20.08 | 8:29AM
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...but he's moved from the North Pole to Washington, DC. And in less than a month, the office-holder will change but all signs point to a continuation of the Santa Claus model of the American presidency (assuming the next office-holder stays out of jail long enough to actually hold power.)...
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.11.08 | 10:47PM
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Proving that there is a tad bit of sanity in Washington D.C....
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.09.08 | 10:54PM
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Noted Nobel Prize-winning climate scientist Algore met with The Messiah today to talk about the urgency of "attacking" global warming in the middle of a raging snow storm and temperatures falling into the teens....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.09.08 | 1:01PM
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Following a long and distinguished line of political practice in the up-to-its-eyes-corrupt state of Illinois, Governor Rod Blagojevich ("bluh-GOY'-uh-vich," Democrat) was taken into custody this morning by Federal authorities in the middle of what Patrick Fitzgerald called a "political crime spree," one of which crimes was the attempt to use Barack Obama's Senate seat as a political prize. "Blago," as...
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.08.08 | 11:14AM
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On Morning Joe, disgraced CBS "newsman" Dan Rather opined that it might be a good idea to inaugurate Barack Obama on December first....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.07.08 | 4:51PM
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Reports now say that one of the individuals being considered as the replacement for Hillary Clinton in the Senate is Caroline Kennedy. Proving once again that, in New York, government is of the people, by the people, and for the people--of Massachusetts....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.05.08 | 1:26PM
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After what seemed an eternity of waiting for the final outcome of the case, today the world finally got some justice: OJ Simpson was sentenced today, on a variety of charges, to what basically amounts to 16 years hard time....
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by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.03.08 | 2:38PM
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For those who consider themselves religious, you may be interested to know that there is a "Funny or Die" video gaining some fame on the Internet in which a group of Hollywood actors express their clever disdain for the supporters of California's Proposition 8. In the clip, actor Jack Black takes the role of "Jesus" to scold supporters of the...
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.03.08 | 8:08AM
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Saxby Chambliss ekes out one small victory for Republicans in an election cycle dominated by Marxist "change", denying the Democrats a veto-proof majority in the U.S. Senate....
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.01.08 | 7:17AM
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Well almost. Perhaps later on today. And still the question has yet to be answered: How is this woman any more qualified to be in charge of our foreign policy than, say, Alfred E. Neuman? What, me worry?...
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by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.25.08 | 8:22AM
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I was more than a little annoyed to find out that Citigroup -- the recipient of $45 billion of the taxpayer's largess, is still planning on going ahead with its comittment to a 20-year $400 million deal for the naming rights to the New York Mets' new stadium....
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