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September 15, 2006
URGENT ALERT: Don't Eat the Spinach!
All right, I know this isn't really politics. But I couldn't stand it if our regular readers got sick because they were arguing about whether Bush is the Antichrist and missed the news that could save their lives.
There has been an outbreak of E. Coli infection across the United States, and they do not know the full extent of it, nor precisely where it came from.
IF YOU HAVE BAGGED SPINACH OF ANY KIND, THROW IT AWAY.
E. Coli infection can take up to ten days to manifest, so there is no way of knowing whether the level has peaked yet or not. So far, dozens of people have gotten sick in 10 states, and one person has died.
If you have bagged spinach, do not attempt to wash it. That will not protect you from the infection. Just throw it away. If you think you have symptoms of E. Coli infection, call your doctor immediately, even if it isn't severe, as the CDC needs to track cases in order to properly respond to the outbreak.
Posted by Kerry at September 15, 2006 03:52 PM
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Yee-haw! 3 cheers for organic veggies.
See libtards, this is what happens when you use untreated manure instead of pesticides on plant life.
BRING BACK DDT!
Posted by Radical Redneck ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.pardonmyenglish.com//nav-commenters.gif)
at September 15, 2006 05:58 PM
Idiot!
The probability is a closer link to human feces.
Posted by Russ at September 16, 2006 12:22 PM
But on a hearthier note and off topic;
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13834042/
Posted by Russ at September 16, 2006 12:27 PM
That's incredible.
You guys can even fight over *spinach.*
Posted by Kerry at September 16, 2006 01:43 PM
RR,
Yah, and keep on lickin' the lead-based paint that coats the walls of your trailer. You seem to like poison, taken quick or slow, doesn't matter how it makes it into your system, its all the same in the end.
Posted by ahmanrah at September 16, 2006 06:09 PM
The probability is a closer link to human feces.
Excellent! They are using untreated sewage for fertilizer! No wonder it passed your taste test.
Sounds like your kind of commune Rusty.
Deep and sublime missive there amahndouche. Good thing you got your mom's case worker to write it.
Posted by Radical Redneck at September 16, 2006 08:32 PM
"You guys can even fight over *spinach.*"
Fighting? RR isn't armed.
His following comment supported my opening comment. "Idiot!"
When the farmer doesn't put enough portable toilets in the fields, the field becomes toilets.
Posted by Russ at September 17, 2006 02:53 PM
When the farmer doesn't put enough portable toilets in the fields, the field becomes toilets.
No wonder people are getting sick from spinach.
Posted by Star Spangled Eagle at September 18, 2006 08:26 AM
they are saying it was the irrigation system.
Posted by Lisa at September 19, 2006 05:39 PM
Yeah, .........and polluted with what?
Posted by Russ at September 19, 2006 05:42 PM
The irrigation system has had problems in the past. To date on this current outbreak they have pinpointed no specific root source.
Posted by Russ at September 19, 2006 05:45 PM
When the farmer doesn't put enough portable toilets in the fields, the field becomes toilets.
Yeah! Fight the power! Up with the proletariat - everything's the Man's fault! We are helpless! Down with the system!
So you would be perfectly happy to excuse some wet from shitting in your food. I assume this is an attempt to be funny - not even YOU are deliberately this self-parodying.
ps Che' is STILL dead!
Posted by Radical Redneck at September 20, 2006 08:58 PM
We all know about your blue Kool-Aid addiction Red, leave the toilets alone.
Posted by Russ at September 20, 2006 11:13 PM
Great comeback! Dennis Miller will soon be out of a job.
Remember, slice with, not against, the grain. Cut more arteries that way.
Posted by Radical Redneck at September 20, 2006 11:36 PM
"leave the toilets alone. "
Sorry Rusty, I won't diss the toilets. I know they evoke halcyon memories for you: after all EVERY sexual experience you've had has been bent over one.
Posted by Radical Redneck at September 20, 2006 11:40 PM
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