"Do you like apples?"

"Yeah"

"Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"

I'd say #3 as #1.

I'd put this higher:

64. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "Dr. Strangelove," 1964.

I would axe this, since it is an actual quote:

50. "Houston, we have a problem," "Apollo 13," 1995.

I would put this at #5 instead:

28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,'" "Casablanca," 1942.

And I'd add:

"Well, what do you know about that! I'm bleeding, Burt, I'm bleeding!" -- It's a Wonderful Life.

I've never heard another line that expresses more joy than that one. (though, this line doesn't stand on its own as much as the others, and relies on the performer and context to make it work.)

Though, it's hard to argue with #1 being #1.

I'd also add:

"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star" -- My Favorite Year

and

"Sometimes you gotta say 'what the f***?'" -- Risky Business

"How about a...nice...greasy...pork sandwich, served on a dirty ashtray?"

"You're stewed, buttwad!"

"Squeel like a piggy!!!"

Talk about a career ender...

I was surprised not to see "Good MOOOOOOOOOORNING, Vietnam!"

I was surprised not to see that some of the snappy dialog from Pulp Fiction didn't make the list that list. For example:

"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."

"That was fucking trippy."

"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"

"This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here."

Yeah "Do you see a sign that says dead n***** storage in front of my house?" should be top 20, at least.

And where the hell is "Rosebud"?

Oh, it's like #17 and stuff. Nevermind.

Should have made the top 10:

"Say hello to my leetle friend"

"So I'm funny to you? Funny how? Funny like a clown?"

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."

"I'm not dead yet, sir."

How about..

Leia: I love you. Han Solo : I know.

classic.

OK not American films but you have to go along way to beat

"he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

and

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

and there appears to be a couple of Bond quotes and a Lord of the Rings quote in that list which seems a little odd.

"Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" -- Although I don't know whether to attribute that to Johnny Carson or Jack Nicholson in "The Shining."

Almost any Jack Nicholson line from "As Good as it Gets" is classic.

I agree with Sarge's "Good Will Hunting" quote. Loved the movie.

Another little known quote that I like, mostly because it is completely out of context with the movie's time period is, "Fu** me, he cleared it." Christian Slater said this in "Robin Hood: Prince of Theives" starring Morgan Freeman and Kevin Costner. He said it right after Kevin Costner was catapulted over a castle wall.

Speaking of Kevin Costner, "If you build it, he will come."

And that leads me right into one of my favorite actors of all time, James Earl Jones, who was the voice of Darth Vader. "Luke... I AM your father. Whooo Paahhh."

"Feeeeeed me, Seymore." -- Little Shop of Horrors.

I can't believe I nearly forgot this quote:

"I'm your Huckleberry" -- Val Kilmer (Doc Holliday) "Tombstone"

Steve: I totally agree. Where's the Pulp Fiction quotes? That movie was all about dialog. Good stuff.

Risky Business:

"Sometimes you gotta say, 'what the f***!'"

Better off Dead:

"I want my two dollars..."

Princess Bride:

"Inconceivable!"

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicillian, when *Death* is on the line!' Hahahahahah." [falls over dead]

Stripes:

"Lee Harvey, you're a madman. When you took that cow...and your friend tried to make it with that cow...I wanna party with YOU cowboy!"

Ghostbusters:

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

"Don't cross the streams!"

"...dogs and cats, living together...mass hysteria!"

"I was just going to say: 'eight-o'clock?' You are a legitimate phenoemenon!"

"Lenny! If we're write...and we can stop this thing...YOU will be responsible for saving the lives of MILLIONS of registered voters."

Young Frankenstein:

"That's 'Fronk-en-steen.'"

Andro,

the last princess bride quote you list is one of my favorites scenes from any movie.

I'd also include from Stripes:

"You just made the list pal."

and

"Have you ever seen a monk wildley f***ed by two teenaged girls?"

"No."

"So much for the monestary."

Androminos,

"Cat's and Dogs living together" is one I oft repeat. But Risky Business and Ghostbusters - I would take the piss, if it wasn't for my guilty shame - Sister Act.

Not a movie - but funnier than heck:

About Bush: "the leader of the international criminal gang of bastards."

--- or ---

"They are not in Baghdad. They are not in control of any airport. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a hollywood movie. You do not believe them."

-Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi information minister during the invasion.

"WHAT...is your name?" "Sir Tristan." "WHAT....is your quest?" "To find the holy grail." "WHAT.....is your favorite color?" "Blue....Oh no! No no wait! It's red wait AAAAHHHHH!"

John Malkovich in a dress, singing in falsetto "Malkovich, Malkovich...Malkovich Malkovich".

"Then one day I hear "Reach for it mister!" I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! "

"there's nothing wrong with your name." "no, there was nothing wrong with my name, until that no talent ass-clown came along and started winning grammies." "why don't you go by mike?" "no way, why should i change? he's the one that sucks!"

--office space

or just about any other line from that movie.

"Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams."

Sarge, Family Guy??? If so, that's not really a movie.

that's office space...

"That is pretty big talk from a fat old man"....

"Draw your weapons you Son of a Bitch....."

"That is pretty big talk from a fat old man"....

"Draw your weapons, you Son of a Bitch....."

..."I got no place else to Go.....I got no place else to go...........Officer and a Gentleman.

MJ....sorry man...Office Space. One funny friggin' movie.

"If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."

Yah, seen it. Just didn't recognize the quote. (I assume it was the neighbor shouting through the wall).

Best part of that movie was "Mmmhmmm urmmmm gonna hrm....took my stapler again....mrm I saidmmmerm I don't want to move my office again mrmmrmm I'm gonna burn the building down."