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May 09, 2005
Université D'Ouvrier De Sexe
Note to reader:
This article is proffered with tongue firmly planted in cheek.
The world of higher education is truly at the forefront in its unceasing efforts to break new intellectual ground. For those who partake of the sublime fruits available from the university trees of knowledge the life benefits are truly munificent.
In that vein comes word of new fruit to be harvested.
In San Francisco, always on the societal cutting edge, ladies of the evening gather to further refine their skills. The biennial San Francisco Sex Worker Film and Arts Fetsival is, for the first time, offering a cours de certificat d'étude to assist in furthering one's career in the world's oldest profession. The course of study is carefully crafted to provide ouvriers de sexe the full panoply of necessary skills. Lectures on ethics, marketing skills and management, effective stress reduction techniques, proper condom application methods and most important of all, how to deal with clients who prefer to operate sans armure de l'amour are all on offer. All no doubt taught by exceedingly skilled practitioners. Masters in their domain of expertise.
After successful completion of the grueling curriculum the strumpets are bestowed with the coveted diplôme GSW. The newly minted GSWs - Graduates in Sex Work - return to their field of endeavor with a renewed sense of optimism and purpose. They are undoubtedly secure in the knowldege they have taken another significant step towards becoming true business professionals.
As an aside, I think the aforentioned is a most welcome development. After all, at one time or another, we have all surely found ourselves encumbered with a less than skilled courtesan. Oh!, the cursed inconvenience of having to explain even the simplest manoeuvre.
It is truly long past time for the imposition of a bit of proper standards and practices. Let us hope and trust that the GSW will become known as a mark of quality and distinction as reliable and reputable as other university granted post-nominal letters.
Posted by William at May 9, 2005 09:00 AM
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Au partisipate dans l'amour de l'étrange, vont Paris. Les cheveux de mine de bras, les jambes non rasées, et mke de volonté d'odeur de corps un homme de vous. Comme la maladie française.
Piss poor, but the frogs are the low end of my thinking order.
Posted by Little Bill
at May 9, 2005 05:08 PM
Während meiner Tour im Land der Franzosen. Ich schloß Vertrag italienischen Krankheit ab. In der Heimaten waren diese Sachen unknowm.
Another bad translation.
Posted by Little Bill at May 9, 2005 07:18 PM
"Mke" should be Jambes, sorry.
Posted by Little Bill
at May 9, 2005 07:30 PM
For get it my french is approaching my tolerence for Liberals.
Posted by Little Bill
at May 9, 2005 07:34 PM
Practicing, got to keep the blood pressure up.
Я буду либералом. William Clinton будет моим руководителем, я любит вылизать его задний конец.
Posted by Little Bill
at May 9, 2005 07:44 PM
Die Dirnen benennen von Straße zu Straße spinnen altes Englands Todesblatt.
Getting closer, not very grammatical but getting closer, amazing what you forget in 45 years,
Bill
Posted by Little Bill
at May 9, 2005 08:00 PM
See LB you should be representing the English (or Scots at a push) in those historicals - although I'll give you your French is better than most English people.
Will these ladies be hanging their diploma in their "offices" as part of the marketing techniques they have learnt?
William good use of strumpet. The word I mean.
You are of course wrong in one thing you say.
Masters in their domain of expertise.
Should surely be
Mistresses in their domain of expertise.
Posted by wandering_brit
at May 9, 2005 08:02 PM
Είμαι πόρνη με μια διδακτορία στα αγγλικά.
Wispered in my ear in Athens, very rough, hang overs and a young age can do that to you.
Posted by Little Bill
at May 9, 2005 08:09 PM
Wandering_Brit:
My friend, Gaelic or Welsh are languages that no one can wrap their mouth around, thus you have difficult people, as all we Ex Brittians are.
At Falkirk Bridge could my Scots Ancestors talk to my English ones and could they talk among themselves, and be understood? I doubt it.
Bill
Posted by Little Bill
at May 9, 2005 08:27 PM
wandering_brit
Strumpet:
As in the 405 words describing women from the Bard, describing, and according to the feminists objectifing, women?
Dear Sainted William of Stratford, just up the river from my family stomping grounds of Tetbury in Glouscester, never used language that would demean womyn, unless it had drametic value or they brought it on themselves.
Bill
Posted by Little Bill
at May 9, 2005 08:40 PM
William:
Geschlechtarbeiter, does that have the rollout of your mouth kind of promotion that a young woman would want to have in a start up biz.
Woman before tax court. What do you do for a living?
Woman: Ich Bin eine Geschlechtarbeiter.
Judge: 90 days.
Posted by Little Bill at May 9, 2005 09:00 PM
Mein Herren, Ihr profilacten bitte und 60 Euro, danke. Ich bin Gelda Ihr lokaler Geschlechtarbeiter, Schlagen zu den linken, kurzen Zeiten rechts.
Still practising, had a friend named Schlager, beater, name fit.
Bill
Had a problem with proflactics, gummi slang, rubbers.
Posted by Little Bill at May 9, 2005 10:11 PM
Hi Little Bill,
I take it back French, German, Russian and Greek - no British person knows 5 languages. As far as Scots Gaelic and Welsh are concerned - yes difficult people indeed. A female Irish friend was travelling in South America with a friend of hers, they went into a bar ordered drinks in Spanish and started discussing how attractive the barman was and in particular the size of the bulge in his trousers - in Irish Gaelic so they could speak privately. He gave them their drinks and asked for the amount they owed for the drinks in fluent Irish Gaelic - never trust the Irish to stay put, they are in bars the world over. I liked the Russian content by the way although what you were saying in German about spiders was beyond my translation programmes.
On a side note William - is "proffering with tongue firmly planted in cheek" one of the techniques taught as part of the GSW?
Posted by wandering_brit
at May 10, 2005 07:46 AM
Spider, to reach out in all directions, a slang word, I picked up in some language, there are cognates in most languages, and I mistranslate, most of the time, it is a good word.
My problem is that I am tone deaf, the essance of language, I often can't hear what you say and the neueance, which in Southern English, is the key o a relationship between the speakers, as it is in other languages.
I read there fore I am.
Bill
Posted by Little Bill at May 11, 2005 05:30 PM
One of the things, that leftist posters think, on this site and others, is that we, on the right are a bumch of right wing goobers, one toothed, slavering fundies. I have a problem with the Critas.
Bill
Posted by Little Bill
at May 11, 2005 07:22 PM
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